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Camper

a term given to an annoying one night stand who will not leave your place the next morning. Instead, they camp in your bedroom or home and treat it as if it were theirs. Even if you give the signal that it is time for them to go, they will not leave โ€“ even after several hours. There are several stages to be aware of:

Stage 1 Camper: (Still there 30 min after you are awake) You realize she/he is awake so you pretend you are asleep. If she stays awake and waits for you to wake up, you have a stage 1 camper. Not bad because she/he may just be waiting for you to wake to say bye. If not, she is preparing her camping gear.

Stage 2 Camper: (1 hour after being awake) Pretending you are asleep failed and now you both are "awake". She/he begins a lengthy conversation about random crap that has nothing to do with the night before. If they keep talking that means they are unpacking their gear and setting up their tent.

Stage 3 Camper: (1-2 hours) The chit chat extends for more than an hour or so and she/he turns on the TV. Now their tent is up and they are planning on staying.

Stage 4 Camper: (2-3 hours) She/He begins to talk about breakfast and asks what you have. Oh boy, their tent is fully furnished at this point. Firewood gathering is next.

Stage 5 Camper: (3+ hours) You have had breakfast and if she doesn't leave within 20-30 minutes afterwards, you have a severe situation on your hands. The camp has been completely set up and the firewood is burning.

You wake up from a long night of partying to a girl/guy in your bed. They don't leave within the first half hour and instead begin to control your TV, check social media sites on your computer, ask what you have for breakfast, and even ask to watch a movie. They are camping out and can be considered a camper.

by Campologist March 3, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camper

A phrase coined by forgetful gamers describing someone they forgot killed them in the exact same spot not 10 seconds earlier. It's a form of strategy that keep your kills higher then your deaths. That's how you win wars. No modern wars were ever won by people running around in the open. Any tactician will tell you.

It is often frowned upon especially during deathmatch style games since it is assumed everyone is running around and blasting. During the chaos a camper can rack up a good score easily. But if you want to win you have to play smart.

Gamer 1: F*ckng camper! That's such bllsh*t!

Gamer 2: Well instead of running into that room again, throw a grenade, be more cautious, or avoid the room entirely and force the camper to move. A camper will move if you don't voluntarily give him an easy shot.

Gamer 1: Whatever it's still bllsh*t.

by ToHi2Play May 19, 2012

17๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camper

In an office environment, someone who visits your cubicle or office and won't leave after the discussion is over; a visitor who overstays their welcome and "camps" in your workspot; someone who stands in your doorway or cube entrance and won't leave.

1. The guy stayed for an hour in my cube. What a camper!
2. I asked her to stop by to give me the report, but she turned into a camper.
3. When I'm trying to get some work done, I hate campers!

by vmwrites May 8, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camper

Well placed online gamer that doesn't move for whole rounds specialises in stab kills and long range grenading and master snipering , most famous spots suburb , barrel room , top of the train , skip , cars and generally anywhere they can pitch a spot and go down like legends ! The most notable campers ever are MOC, Masters of Camping bunch of fucking legends!

WE DONT CAMP WE PITCH

STABBBBBBBBBBBBB KILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRONT CAR HARNEY FRONT CAR!!!
YOU CUNT
BIG SQUAD BUSTING NADE!
THAT ONE WAS LASER GUIDED!
CAMPING IT LARGE !
CAMPER MASTERS YES WE ARE

by MOC.Owen September 23, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camper

Someone who plays an online FPS and sits in one spot shooting in thing in his line of site. He never moves, and is usually fodder for a camper killer's knife. CAMPING IS NOT THE SAME AS SNIPING!! Snipers are well hidden and use sniper rifles, and normaly move after a kill so as to hidde their location. Also, covering a strategic position in a Search and Destroy or Capture the Flag mission is not camping. It is mearly a good defensive strategy. Campers are hated by most other players.

Camper- " HA-HA you got owned!"

Gamer- " We'll see about that" (knifes Camper)

Camper- "Hey, what was that?!"

Gamer- "look at the map once in a while."

Camper- "I'll just go right back you know"

Gamer- (snipes camper from previous location)

by Steelsammy7 February 24, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camper

Normally, a camper is a player in a First Person Shooteronline game, such as counter strike or Halo 3, that stays in one place and waits for an enemy to walk in their general area so that they can surprise their foe and get a kill. This method is effective but requires little skill and is used by noobs (people who are new to game or are unskilled) in order to get kills because they cannot get them any other way and are trying to get them as easy as possible. guarding territories that have to do with the game type or sniping does not count as camping. campers try to defend themselves by saying that it is tactically smart to do to get kills, which does not justify the fact that they suck so bad that they have to camp to get kills instead of practicing the game and getting better then other players. instead, they always use the same cheap strategy. Popular places for campers are Counter Strike, Halo 1,2,3, And Call of Duty 3,4,5, and 6.

"XxiLeGiiTzZ is a camper, he is just sitting around that corner waiting for somebody to walk by. what a noob."

by Hydro X May 17, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camper

A retard of no intelligence or skill who flunked 1 to 12 grade grade and lives in their moms basement.

Imma be a camper cause I have no skill and I'm also a pussy

by Campers fucking suck September 2, 2019