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New Canaan Girls Swim Team

classless bitches who can handle the fact that they got beat.

sorry new canaan girls swim team...we swept the fly...

by lucy April 11, 2005

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New Canaan Girls Swim Team

its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it's a fact of life.

-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought

by WHSST May 7, 2005

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New Canaan Girls Swim Team

hah...we didn't get those shirts custom made...WE MADE THEM OURSELVES..we also didn't all have aprons..but thanks for the idea! Nice job rams...you've succeeded in making complete fools of yourselves again...words cannot describeeee!

rivals...that means 2 teams that are EQUAL...sorry you can't really compare...

by Lady Warriors<3 April 25, 2005

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Canaan Lamberth

Canaan Lamberth is just about the whitest black kid you’ll meet. No wonder he can only keep a girlfriend for 2 hours. He had to get an ear pierced so people would take him seriously. What a guy

Canaan Lamberth’s balls are touching

by Ballscanttouch69 December 6, 2017


Canaan syndrome

Canaan; a guy who has zero life, spends all day playing clash royale, and has zero girls.

I think you got the Canaan syndrome

by Adolf Hitler's aenpai April 30, 2022


Canaan

Canaan is a cutie, He is the best man that you could wish for and he is loyal and very intelligent too intelligent for people to understand he's always chasing his dreams and is very confident and the way he smiles kills people because of how handsome, Canaan's are typically the ideal pick for a boyfriend because they care and treat you right, they're strong and good friends with many people, They are the best at conversation Canaan is someone to dream of all night and all day, The special day's for Canaan's is the 6th of November and should celebrated every year, He is such an amazing boyfriend and best friend you would need one, They will become rich when they group since they are always making money, some Canaan's come from Royalty, and your very lucky keep one if you can handle his beauty and his enormous love and he has a big dende.

Friend 1: Woaah !Your staring at Canaan.
Friend 2: Yeah he's very hot!
Friend 3: Yeah is very hot!
Friend 1: I would date him, but he's to beautiful I think I would die.
Friend 2: Yeah I'll ask for his insta

by Cookiemonster4469 November 22, 2021


canaan

huuuuuuge dick dude, hella money, super awesome totally super cool, sexiest nigga alive tbh, knows supermodels and celebrities, kicks it with grillionaires, is a niche micro internet celeb on twitter

canaan is a silly nigga

by eeeeekdkdnenrrrr November 23, 2021