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Male Offspring of a Female Canine

A polite way to say Son of A Bitch

He's a male offspring of a female canine.

by BEKBEK January 17, 2009

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Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 28, 2015


What bizarre act is the canine performing?

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021


Canine Centipede

The act of taping Dogs mouths to other dogs butt holes

Guy#1 Did you feed the Canine Centipede?
Guy#2 sorry i forgot it must be starving

by WangDangAtomicTango February 15, 2016


Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.

I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.

by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022


Canine bidet

When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.

I usually prefer the canine bidet to a regular one, but I ran out of skippy.

by Milkbones August 23, 2019


Courage Killed the Canine

A Spin on the popular saying "Curiosity killed the cat"

this saying had 3 meanings
but the base meaning is about peoples courage bravery or Confidence getting themself or others hurt

๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ: being too courageous can be dangerous to your Health if Done recklessly
๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ: when people do brave things unqualified or unable to complete the requirements of the task their trying to complete they end up getting hurt and others hurt with their bravery
๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ‘: When people take a risk out of pure courage and confidence they won't get hurt and ending up getting hurt

He got hurt because he ran straight into the fire

ya know Courage Killed the Canine

by LexxDef February 14, 2022