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Mass produced beers such as Coors, Miller and Budweiser. Usually associated with the light version of the beers.
Coors and Miller are like making love in a canoe.
It's f*cking close to water.
"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"
Forming a "canoe" using your index and ring finger over your middle finger in order to get spit to a vagina.
Damn baby your pussy dry, need to get a spit canoe up in there.
1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."
If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
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And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.
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A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.
“Look at that douchebag over there”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”
“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”
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1. to copulate, to engage in sexual intercourse. 2. related to the expression, "to tip a lot of canoes," I think.
I can't wait to canoe the shit out of that hairy skank.
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Slang for a mild tasting or low alcohol beer.
Drinking most American beers is like sex in a canoe... fucking close to water!
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