Top Capper

A person that lies in any situation no matter the case, because they have no self respect, or respect in general. A sad low life, lying, attention seeking piece of scum.

Top Capper: Yo I won the lottery I ain’t gonna give you nothin tho g
Normal person: G you’re the top capper mums

knee capper

A guy with a penis that hangs to his knee

That dude right there has a knee capper (see the grey sweatpants)