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a quick lay good for the midnight quicky not good for a wifey at all
dude 1- komar leave carlton arms alone
komar-but i dont wanna its to fun
dude 1-to bad pass carlton arms up and let her pick a dude she will be happy
Anthropologist who put East Africans as caucasian.
Carlton Coon said, "that Ethiopians have a caucasian skull."
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The biggest and most violent nonce ( or also known as a paedofile). This transgender man has been found guilty of 4569 rape offences on nursery children
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Strange, drive through place where nobody stops. South Carlton is posh, but the level of pikeyness increases the further north you go, until you reach the Co-op at the top of the village.
Also, the road names change along the same road. Confuses Sat Navs
Quite a lot of Road Ninjas!
"For gods sake, dont go through Carlton in Lindrick, we'll just get lost/shot/mugged/arrested." wife
"I've got to go this way because i need to score from co-op, before i go to Doncaster court..." husband
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A new internet phenomenon that is similar to getting Rick Rolld. The difference is that getting Carlton Crushed has a video of Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air doing his dance.
There are various links to this, including www.images.bigbig.com, www.tech-news.tk, and much more.
"Hey man! Some guy just told me to go to this one website, but then a video of some dancing black guy started playing!"
"Haha! You just got Carlton Crushed!"
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A Stylized 420 Name for a Pen Pipe.
A type of MacGyver
A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.
The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.
It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.
When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
Watson: "Is that a Pen you are smoking out of"?
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
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Carlton Draft is an Australian Brew...
G-Day mate! Wanna have a coldie (beer)?
Yeah I'll have a Carlton Draft...
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