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The anatomy of a cast away begins when you roll off a "raft" of toilet paper and put it in a friends toilet prior to taking a shit. From then, take your shit. Try to land it on your "raft". If done successfully, your Shit will resemble Tom Hanks in the movie Cast Away. Precede to non-flushing.
I was at my friend Trey's house and left a cast away in his shitter.
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When a person of high status, normally a casting director, hires someone who they think is fit for sex, forgetting that the job requires different professional talent.
It could merely lead to a second date situation where the successful candidate has a chance to decide whether or not she fancies the casting director.
- She's hot but she can't act to save her life. Must be the casting couch.
- But wasn't the casting director a lady?
- Works both ways I suppose :D
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A wrong way to spell Half-Caste
It usually means mixed race of any sort. It's a racial term because "caste" means pure, so if someone calls a person of mixed race "half-caste" they are calling them half pure!
There is a poem called Half-Caste but the term doesnt originate from that poem.
"Half Cast girls are pretty with caramel skin, green eyes and s "curl" hair."
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Cast-Fucking is a sexual act where a person wearing and/or sporting a cast is fucked in their cast.
Joni still looks good after her surgery. I'd love to cast-fuck her.
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To lift someone up, to compliment, extreme respect
Kyle did a great job on the fence, so we cast rays his way!
i think i’m going crazy, cause this morning i woke up at 4am and then got up opened my window, then i was gonna start getting ready for school but decided to go back to bed. And now i can’t stop thinking about spaghetti cast
“What does spaghetti cast mean?!
I can’t stop thinking about it but I know it means something”
After a man ejaculates the penis is tenderly wrapped in toilet paper in an effort to prevent leakage.
Hey John, is that your dick cast on the floor, get it off my hardwood ya jerk.