Cast away

The anatomy of a cast away begins when you roll off a "raft" of toilet paper and put it in a friends toilet prior to taking a shit. From then, take your shit. Try to land it on your "raft". If done successfully, your Shit will resemble Tom Hanks in the movie Cast Away. Precede to non-flushing.

I was at my friend Trey's house and left a cast away in his shitter.

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casting couch

When a person of high status, normally a casting director, hires someone who they think is fit for sex, forgetting that the job requires different professional talent.

It could merely lead to a second date situation where the successful candidate has a chance to decide whether or not she fancies the casting director.

- She's hot but she can't act to save her life. Must be the casting couch.
- But wasn't the casting director a lady?
- Works both ways I suppose :D

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half cast

A wrong way to spell Half-Caste
It usually means mixed race of any sort. It's a racial term because "caste" means pure, so if someone calls a person of mixed race "half-caste" they are calling them half pure!
There is a poem called Half-Caste but the term doesnt originate from that poem.

"Half Cast girls are pretty with caramel skin, green eyes and s "curl" hair."

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cast-fuck

Cast-Fucking is a sexual act where a person wearing and/or sporting a cast is fucked in their cast.

Joni still looks good after her surgery. I'd love to cast-fuck her.

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pod caste

A.k.a. "the wired," a social stratum distinguished by the degree to which they engage in electronic practices, their smug, cliquish self-consciousness about that, and their zombie-like disconnectedness from non-electronic concerns.

I was cut-off by a member of the pod caste switching lanes while texting.

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Cast Rays

To lift someone up, to compliment, extreme respect

Kyle did a great job on the fence, so we cast rays his way!

spaghetti cast

i think i’m going crazy, cause this morning i woke up at 4am and then got up opened my window, then i was gonna start getting ready for school but decided to go back to bed. And now i can’t stop thinking about spaghetti cast

“What does spaghetti cast mean?!
I can’t stop thinking about it but I know it means something”