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A misguided statement for 'lets be serious', usually said for laughs.
Lettuce be cereal, I know you be 'mirin my aesthetics.
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Some one who calls himself a "foodie" but eats cereal for lunch.
Dude, I didn't invite you to Adamson BBQ because you are a cereal kid.
When you were too late for school then come back and decide to eat your cereal in the afternoon.
EW Sahota laa why you eating cereal at 4:23
Sahota laa: ah im just paying off my cereal debt
An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.
My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.
It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...
Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Moss: Smarties cereal
Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!
Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
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When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.
Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”
(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”
(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.
John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session
Brandon: hell yeah!
(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)
John: Hey whats up how life man?
Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
John: why man?
Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.
John: aww man that fucking sucks.
John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.
Brandon: what? no way?
John: yeah dude, weird huh?