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A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.
Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.
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Meaning to be recongized as one or many of the real thing in it's category.
Certified Officials are the best gears of war clan ever.
A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.
Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."
I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.
A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.
Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”
A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.
Girl your are a certified preowned!
When you have a certificate for dat booty.
"Are you butt certified?"
"No my butt don't need explaining"