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when you tell someone who keeps pursuing you and trying to hit on you to back the fuck off or to cut the crap because you're just not interested
Sarah was at a party and this guy named Kelvin kept tryin to holla holla so she told him "Drop the Chalupa Kelvin! You're not my type!"
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steps:
1. punch a bear in the face until it dies
2. have intercourse with it
3. take its body and roll it up in the sheets of a virgin
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Megan: Do you want to charleston chalupa with me?
Weston: Silly goose! Everyone knows thats a one person activity!
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Another word for saying god, holy cow, holy shit, or gosh to emphasize shock, amazement, or aghast.
Holy chalupas dude that was so cool
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A fat upper pussy area that has excessive fat and has an ecology of its own with sweat, grease, lint, and scraggly hair. Can be found on a woman of any age who has simply given up on both fitness and self-care and obviously has no real interest in men. Worse during a humid, hot summer.
OMG Dude it was fucking nasty, I was gonna go down on her, even though she's a little chubby, but man, it was worse than a seafood salad down there, it's a fucking chalupa fupa.
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A unique sexual activity requiring advance preparation and a girl you never want to see again. Before sex, get a condom and fill it with every bodily excrement imaginable. (i.e. shit, piss, vomit, snot, sweat, cum, saliva, and that diarrhea liquid shit). Tie off the condom like a water baloon, and stash it somewhere near the bed where it can be discreetly reached. During sex, change to doggie style, and just as you cum, break the condom over her fucking head!
"Hey, what happened to that chick you took home last night? You gonna see her again?"
"Naw, I dropped the chalupa, so she won't be coming around again."
"Oh, cool. Well, then can I have her number?"
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the clitoris, especially when visible through tight pants
She had such a bad camel toe that I could even see her chalupa bean!
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