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A television channel launched in in 1987 that focuses on cool places to visit around the world without you actually having to go there. The channel is following the route of other specialty channels putting out more and more loosely related programming, but it has some good shows.
Dude, this guy ate seven pounds of fish last night on TV.
What, on the food network?
Nah dude, travel channel.
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It is meant for 6 - 9 year olds, when your 14 and still think that High school is going to be like High school musical your going to have problems.
Disney channel watcher in highschool: Where's Zach Efron? Why isn't anybody singing? Where's the dancing?
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A channel with repetitive and corny shows with bad acting that is strangely addicting to those who grew up watching it.
Benoit knows Disney Channel is lame and stupid, but cannot help watching it when nothing else is on tv.
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Similar to that of a mud shark, a fat white trash chick who hooks up with illegal aliens from Mexico or Central America. They are usually unaware of the illegal alien's wife in his native country.
That fat nasty Channel Cat probably has no idea about that illegal aliens wife in Mexico.
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A very effective method of brainwashing future generations of kids worldwide.
A channel that plays shows and movies that are highly addictive to children and impressionable people. Young children grow up watching it and their parents allow them to, because disney for them is all about the movies they grew up with, and the ideology of family oriented products Disney is associated with, or, theyr just absent parents that dont really give a fuck what theyr kids are watching as long as they dont have to do any or minimal parenting, like my lazy ass mom...
I have young siblings who are glued to the Disney channel 24/7, and I have observed some of the shows with them. I noticed a lot of themes thrown in lyrics, quotes, situations and things of that nature while watching like:
- it's ok to make mistakes( this one is thrown in A LOT, especially in Hannah Montana).
- Talking trash back to your parents is OK (again, hannah montana).
- Rules are ok to break (My Sis & bro love hannah montana, so I mainly see these themes in this show).
- The characters DO have double secret lives, promoting it to the kids.
- All the boys are really gay and feminine(makes ur kids gay).
- All the girls hook up with dudes, you know where kissing leads to in real life( teen pregnancy hello!)
It basically turns your daughter into a slut and ur son into a homo, all the while disney makes money off of you, and ruining the quality of your kids life.
If you don't believe its brainwashing, then give a kid who watches it $20 bucks and walk by them somewhere they sell Disney(hannah montana, jonas, etc.) merchandise and see if they buy it or not. And if they show any symptoms of the themes mentioned above.
the Disney channel made my sister a mindless airhead and my brother a boy lovin' homo...FML!
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Where Wanna-be Whores are created. And Gay Guys Who Can't Come Out of The Closet.
Girl 1:Hey what happen to Lindsey, Hillary, Brittany Spears, Vanessa, and Raven from Disney Channel.
Girl2: They became Wanna-be Whores.... Except for Raven, she is a Druggy Whore.
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ITS ONLY DOGE, NOT FRIKIN MII CHANNEL