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Charred Fetus

There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.

Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.

Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"

Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!

by Jamal Montel Willams July 27, 2007

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Char's Kingdom

A groupchat in the finndom for Caleb Finn and Char by some stinky rats, adminned by Nugget(Nug) and Jullien(JR) who are the smelliest bastards.

Baby: can I be in Char's Kingdom insta gc?
JR: no we're full, but we can add you on discord uwu

by sardafade November 9, 2019


Char Complex

A complex in which one is irresistably cute and everything they do makes you smile. This complex has an affect on others, especially of the oposite sex, to make them want to be with the person whom is affected by this complex as much as possible. Those with the 'Char Complex' are usually known to be beautiful, hilarious, sweet, and quarky, with the formermost of course being in a good way.

i.e. I met this girl who has a total Char Complex and I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'll travel the world with her.

by webbkjames January 9, 2013

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mae-char

Mae-char is a very kind guy with bot much money but dosent care about money, he cares about peace and everyone around him. He dosent look at a girl based on looks or popularity, he likes girls with a great personality

โ€œHey Mae-char, how have you beenโ€
A name to of a person

by Boiyaxcool12345 January 5, 2018


Char-asthmatic

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way

"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"

by Hoco21 December 17, 2017


char ass

Someone who fails to wipe all the way, leaving their ass crack crusty and black, resembling char.

Darnell is totally a char ass, I don't think he even wipes

by Darrnel June 5, 2017


Char-broil

When your daughters boyfriend offers to eat your pussy

Austin: do you want your pussy eaten?
Char: closes door-tells husband wtf he just wanted to char-broil me

by Bbbren21 July 2, 2023