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Chernobylized

An object, place, event, etc. that has turned into something that looks like the Chernobyl Disaster, or similar to it.

Person 1: "Come see what I cooked for dinner."
Person 2: "That lools like it straight-up got Chernobylized."

by ToastMelon September 26, 2024


Chernobyl experiment

Using dad's seat

Look out for out for the girl with the Chernobyl experiment she's got a clinker

by Cnote the crow November 17, 2021


chernobyl catfish

When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up

How was your date last night?

Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish

by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020


Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,

Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.

by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021


Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner

I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet

by Porcelain Street Gang October 12, 2020


Chernobyl Experience

A deep fixed fascination or cogitabund of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, its incident and the results of its significance.

“I think the entire chernobyl experience is fascinating for me

by Wog Dog November 13, 2024


Going Chernobyl

Something that gets real hot real quick.

Dam, my phone is going Chernobyl on my leg, feel this thing.

by BiffSplash July 24, 2016