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KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) is a fast food restaurant chain which specializes in fried chicken. The first "Kentucky Fried Chicken" franchise opened in 1952. KFC was founded by Harland Sanders. By branding himself as "Colonel Sanders", Harland Sanders became a legendary figure of American cultural history, and his image remains prominent in KFC advertising. The company is famous for the "It's finger lickin' good" slogan, which originated in the 1950s. The trademark on that slogan expired in the United States in 2006. In 2011, the "finger lickin' good" slogan was dropped in favor of "So good".
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"Here was the problem: Dwayne wanted Francine to love him for his body and soul, not for what his money could buy. He thought Francine was hinting that he should buy her a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise, which was a scheme for selling fried chicken.
"A chicken was a flightless bird . . . The idea was to kill it and pull out all its feathers, and cut off its head and feet and scoop out its internal organs -- and then chop it into pieces and fry the pieces, and put the pieces in a waxed paper bucket with a lid on it . . ."
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 157 - 158).
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The day of the week you eat fried chicken. On Friday ofcourse!
Man, I cant wait for Fried Chicken Friday, my mom is cooking enough for the whole family!
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its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC
i am going to eat at Jfc( jesus fried chicken)
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same in the end Brad Nowell Sublime
track marks abbess IV Drug use tricks up your sleeve
“Kentucky fried chicken is all I see
It’s a hellified way to start your day.”
“I light up in the back with those tricks up my sleeve.”
-Brad Nowell from Sublime. (Same in the end lyrics)
Kentucky fried chicken is reference to the IV drug uses footprint. Like track marks or abbesses all up ones sleeve (for discretion) all resemble Kentucky fried chicken to the arm. Abbesses more so but 90s so-cal lingo none the less.
Man Brad woke up screamin about his arm looking like Kentucky fried chicken when he went for his morning shot ..He missed a beast-shot last night and got another fried chicken lookin ass abbess on his arm! Gotta hide those tricks up the sleeve.
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Recipe only works with drumsticks. Cover your chicken in egg wash. Shove the drumsticks, one at a time, up your ass as far as they go. Move the stick around to collect enough feces to smother on the chicken (you get the most if you don’t shit for a couple days). Pull it out and repeat with the rest. Smear the shit all over the chicken then toss them in flour, herbs, and spices (your choice). Toss em in the fryer and fry till they’re a nice brown color.
Pairs well with an Idaho Chicken Coop.
Enjoy!
William: Oh man babe, you make the best Idaho Fried Chicken. I’m stuffed.
Kate: Thanks, I’m glad you loved it. Next time I want to try the recipe with turkey.
William: That sounds intense but I’m sure I can take it. Can’t wait!
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Better than kentucky what is KFC? ofc is run by jake paul
#ofc #jakepauler
Do you want to go to ohio fried chicken
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One of Jake Paul's greatest (s)hits, featuring Chance Sutton and Anthony Trujillo.
Jake Paul
Merch link in bio
Ohio Fried Chicken bitch
We made this in one day
Tricky Rick
Bobby Slick
Ohio boys
Let's hit it
Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all
Kentucky can't compete
OFC yee yeet
Sweep you off yo feet
Please look up to me
We'll tell you what to do
Tenders the move
Getcha self some sauce
Yeah you a boss
OFC that's how we're livin'
Come around town you'll find me sittin'
Your pretty girl with no care
No problem in the world not even her hair
I think I found what I finally need
Chicken and a girl that's nice and thicken
Slow it down or speed it up
I'm makin' my way to Ohio fried chicken
Bitch
Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all
They said I wouldn't make it
Now my chicken's naked
And my truck is lifted
Shout out to ma n' pops
I got my piggy
I got my goat
But I still need a little boat
I wanna make
My family proud
I just wanna sell out a crowd
I need a girl
Who's down to ride
Workin' all day that's that Ohio pride
Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all
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