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(1) The opposite of making love.
(2) Uncontrollable, spastic humping
(3) Having the weirdest, most unromantic sex possible
Origins:
Derived from the landmark youtube video Chimp Rapes Frog.
It's Gary's first time having sex so I bet he's chimping the frog.
1. A person whose long-reinforced sense of entitlement overwhelms and disables their ability to understand and/or adhere to reasonable social norms
2. A person who kills the fun.
Alternate definition and origin:
A chimpanzee raised in wealth and comfort and trained in the entertainment industry who is now retired and is unable to adapt to a chimpanzee's natural habitat in favor of a pampered human-like existence.
Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: I can make you an omelet.
Person 1: You must assure me that they are farm fresh, locally raised cage-free organic eggs, and be sure to separate the whites from the yolk.
Person 2: Stop being such a diva chimp.
When an individual or a group of individuals of African descent throw(s) a tantrum.
"Did you see those clowns chimp out after George Floyd sodomized himself to death with all that fentanyl?"
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1. (n) A derogatory term made popular by primarily African-American Internet users in relation to Caucasian, European or otherwise white users. Often used in response to more common racial slurs in flame wars.
Snow chimps live in caves like Neanderthals and love to rape their cousins.
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A person who recieves government money (welfare), lives in government housing, and is liable to become severely angered and hostile upon notice of eviction and termination of welfare payments.
P1: Want to look at the welfare chimps over in the new Noland Village exhibit?
P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.
The Greatest Fucking Animated Children's Movie Ever.
It starts out as seemingly normal movie of the genre. There are talking chimps that aspire to go on a space mission. However, about three and a half minutes into the movie you start to think that perhaps someone put LSD in your popcorn. The movie goes in a drastically different direction than you thought it was going, and your eyes are absorbing the loudest fucking colors an alien race and their homeland has ever been.
Aside from the hilariously ridiculous premise, there are many almost blatantly inappropriate references for a children's movie. Including bu not limited to the lines "Its not the size of the beast, but how you use it." "Is that a banana in your pocket?" and a character that has a tiny body and a large boob for a head, with a nipple like protrusion on the top. To add to the ridiculousness, this creature glows and screams/sings like an opera singer when it is scared. Late in the film there is a shot of this creature being shit out by a giant cave slug.
And the icing on the cake, Space Chimps stars Andy Samberg.
Specifically recommended for those who enjoy smoking weed.
Space chimps is the greatest fucking film in the land.
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A nickname given to a president (or any other senior authority figure) who is clearly incompetent and completely ill-suited to his position of power but still manages to maintain at least some form of likability factor.
This expression became popular during the early years of the George W. Bush administration.
All hail President Chimp! He may be incompetent but he sure does make us smile! Haha! Did you hear what he just said?
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