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The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test
someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast
lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)
woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew
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The whole Asian language summed up into three words. in the most racist way possible.
“Hey Asian friend!”
“Hello!”
“Teach me some Asian! I already know a few words like Ching, Chong and Chopstick!”
“Ok! I wanna Ching Chong chopstick your dog!”
“😧”
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An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.
The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.
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An Azn Baller Gang that likes to eat cat ears on a stick.
The Head, Hiro Meister has a habit of breaking the ankles of C meister (minion), and Mad Dog (fuckin white gang). The legend of the Hiro Meister says that he was found rolling down a water slide wrapped up in a rice cake. The legend also says that his father was a hairless platypus and mother, a skinny panda.
The other founder of the gang is the Currie Meister. The Currie Meister has a very bad habit of J ing 3-pointers on Mad Dog, C Meister, and Hiro Meister's head. The legend of the Currie Meister says, that he was found in a roll of Cagbiatch in a dark alley of Hong Kong. His father is believed to be the god of the Seamen that live in the deep oceans of Japan. He is well known for the Judo Slap. His mother was believed to be the first empress of the egg roll dynasty.
The C Meister got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on February 6, 2008. The C Meister is actually white, but she got accepted into the gang because the Hiro Meister and the Currie Meister (coolest azns on earth) decided to let the C Meister in the gang with one exception.....to pass the Great Test of the Ninja Monkeys.
This test is a test that non-azns take to become an official Azn. To pass this test, you'll have to be able to do the following:
Type in AzN PrYdE fOrM
Be able to pick up sushi with chopsticks
Be able to look at a cat and think "damn! you'll make some good sushi!"
Speak 1 fluent Azn Language
(If impossible, learn to speak English in an Azn accent):
I'm shpeaking Engrish. or I wrould rike to take a chinese singing lesson pleashe.
Anyways, the C Meister scored a ninjamazing 4/4 on the Great test of the Ninja Monkeys. The C Meister has a bad habit of dunking on peoples heads such as, the Hiro Meister, the Currie Meister, and the Mad Dog. It has a very bad effect of making you feel shitty for 5 days. This C Meister is a full-white girl, but can jump like a black man.
The legend of the C Meister says, that she was found inside an egg roll at a shitty Chinese Buffet. Her father was believed to be the inventor of Ramen Noodles, and the father of Ninjutsu.
The Azn Chopstick Mafia is the coolest gang in the world
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A group of people of asian decent who like to have sexual realations with hamsters and other miscellaneous rodents.
"The Asian Chpstick Mafia enjoys their improper relations with rodents."
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An Azn Baller Gang that likes to eat cat ears on a stick.
The Head, Hiro Meister has a habit of breaking the ankles of C Meister (minion), and Mad Dog (fuckin white gang). The legend of the Hiro Meister says that he was found rolling down a water slide wrapped up in a rice cake. The legend also says that his father was a hairless platypus and mother, a skinny panda.
The other founder of the gang is the Currie Meister. The Currie Meister has a very bad habit of J ing 3-pointers on Mad Dog, C Meister, and Hiro Meister's head. The legend of the Currie Meister says, that he was found in a roll of Cagbiatch in a dark alley of Hong Kong. His father is believed to be the god of the Seamen that live in the deep oceans of Japan. He is well known for the Judo Slap. His mother was believed to be the first empress of the egg roll dynasty.
The C Meister got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on February 6, 2008. The C Meister is actually white, but she got accepted into the gang because the Hiro Meister and the Currie Meister (coolest azns on earth) decided to let the C Meister in the gang with one exception.....to pass the Great Test of the Ninja Monkeys.
This test is a test that non-azns take to become an official Azn. To pass this test, you'll have to be able to do the following:
Type in AzN PrYdE fOrM
Be able to pick up sushi with chopsticks
Be able to look at a cat and think "damn! you'll make some good sushi!"
Speak 1 fluent Azn Language
(If impossible, learn to speak English in an Azn accent):
I'm shpeaking Engrish. or I wrould rike to take a chinese singing lesson pleashe.
Anyways, the C Meister scored a ninjamazing 4/4 on the Great test of the Ninja Monkeys. The C Meister has a bad habit of dunking on peoples heads such as, the Hiro Meister, the Currie Meister, and the Mad Dog. It has a very bad effect of making you feel shitty for atleast 5 days. This C Meister is a full-white girl, but can jump like a black man.
The legend of the C Meister says, that she was found inside an egg roll at a shitty Chinese Buffet. Her father was believed to be the inventor of Ramen Noodles, and the father of Ninjutsu.
The Azn Chopstick Mafia is the coolest gang in the world.
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