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Our overlord and savior of the human race that goes by the name of Caleb, most followers tend to wheeze when praying to him. Wheezes for your sins.
This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.
I pray to our lord and savior Wheezus Christ every morning and every night.
Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.
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A Greek black metal band. Does it honsetly matter whether they are "true" or not? It's a band making its own music, that's it. The same goes for everything else extreme closed-minded philistines don't like purely based on popularity reasons instead of the music itself.
Yes, Norway probably did invent the genre, but in the same way that the UK invented the telephone, it can be made in other countries just as well, sometimes better. My phone's Japanese, for example, although Alex Bell invented the first one.
Rotting Christ is a rather good Greek black metal band.
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Christ the King School is located in HOTlanta or Y'allywood. It is the definition of bullshit. it has some real fake ass hoes in it. Don't worry though. We ain't as holy as we seem. 7th graders and 8th graders Juul in the bathroom. The middle school is shit where dumb ass bitches and whore teachers are. None should come here bc it isn't the shit like they tell u. Everyone is annoying as fuck. Nobody deserves to go here. People there r pretty cool as long as they r not being fake ass assholes like normal. Nobody dates bc its fucking weird. WE AIN'T THAT CATHOLIC.
Christ the King school sucks ass
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You recognize that the “Red pill” has a lot of truth in it (And you STOP allowing woman to use up your resources…Proverbs 31:3 ) but instead of taking the path of hating woman you recognize that Christian values are simply better. Instead of using woman like many other woman have used you. “Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself” is your motto.
This man went from black pill to Christ pill and seems a lot happier!
An expletive, possibly the most aesthetically pleasing in the English language. A multi-purpose phrase commonly used as an expression of anger, pain, frustration, wonderment or disbelief.
After stumping his toe on the hearth, grampa screamed, "Fucking Christ!".
"Fucking Christ" the teacher inaudibly sighed as Susie answered "Louis Armstrong" when asked who the first man on the moon was.
After her first sexual tryst, Maxine rolled over and in a long exhale, uttered "Fucking Christ..." as she sank into the bed.
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I just want to go up and steal the whole communion bowl and go home and pour milk in it! Christ Chex!-Dane Cook
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