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A zone ruled by the entity that is Chuckles. Known as the 5.5th dimension, actually surpassing the Twilight Zone in strangeness. It is said if you manage to make it to the Chuckles Zone, you will have gone too insane to find your way back. Espace from the Chuckles Zone is impossible
Hey, where'd Logan go?" "Oh, he rules the Chuckles Zone man. He's never coming back.
You laugh so hard you squitter your pants.
I had the squitter chuckles when John told me that joke.
A person who inserts a stream of meaningless chuckles into every conversation, despite the topic or mood.
"Hi Steve, what's up?" -Me
"Nothing." *chuckle* - Steve
"Did you have a good weekend?" -Me
"No, my dog died." *chuckle* -Steve
Steve is a chuckle talker.
A polite gesture used to make a bad joke less awkward. But, in turn, creates an increasingly more awkward situation.
Often used at small cocktail gatherings with not enough hard liquor available, and weddings with cash bars.
At Uncle Grayson's funeral, Marly told that completely innapropriate joke that caused the awkward chuckle to ripple throughout the room.
A post-coital malady indicated by uncontrollable laughter
where everything in the entire universe is hysterically funny.
The condition is associated with the flood of endorphins in the
bloodstream after an intense sexual orgasm.
The temporary psychosis is not contagious, however,
one noted side effect can occur in the sexual partner (if one is present).
It has been reported, when the victim suffers an extremely extended bout,
this secondary condition in the partner is manifested by
a mute, motionless, intense, staring, trance directed at the fuck chuckle victim.
"Her extrordinary oral talents launched me into a fit of fuck chuckles."
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2 brothers from Rotherham, England, Paul and Barry Chuckle have been providing quality comedy for children, seemingly from the beginning of time.
Their successful childrens sitcom 'Chucklevision' has had 17+ series on BBC Television.
Every episode, Paul and Barry are doing some crazy job for 'Dan the Van'. From running a restaurant to becoming butlers - it all goes horribly wrong!
Catchphrases:
Greeting:
Both: Ello-o!
When moving heavy objects:
Paul: To Me
Barry: To You
On making a mistake:
Barry: Silly me!
Paul: Silly you!
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someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.
Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.
(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)
Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA
Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)
Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"
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