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When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.
I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.
After a girl gives you a blow Job and sucks you up dry.
Your sister left me vaccum cleansed.
When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.
"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."
The latest and greatest fad diet.
Me: just ordered a wendys frostie!
Also me: time for that wendys cleanse!
When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"
A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.
Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.
When you cum in your girl so hard that it comes out her asshole, bussy, mouth, eyeballs, nose, fingertips.
IM GONNA BLOW A LOAD!!!
HOLY SHIT THAT BLEW OUT OF EVERYWHERE! THAT WAS AN INTERNAL CLEANSE!