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I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
Taking lsd and eating pizza to cause extreme diarrhea.
Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.
The latest and greatest fad diet.
Me: just ordered a wendys frostie!
Also me: time for that wendys cleanse!
When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.
"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."
After a girl gives you a blow Job and sucks you up dry.
Your sister left me vaccum cleansed.
When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"
Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process
"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"
"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"