coldplay

(kōld-plā)

origin: making a play, an attempt to 'pick up' a mate in a social atmosphere. cold, not warmed up, not ready to perform. coldplay, a play for an unsuspecting victim

v. coldplayed, coldplaying, coldplays

1. The act of a group of male homosexuals gang-raping a heterosexual victim of the same sex then drawing straws for felching rights

Did you hear what happened to Bob in the Dairy Queen washroom? He was the victim of a coldplay.

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coldplay

when your girlfriend has been chewing on ice or enjoying a cold beverage than gifts with sexual pleasures of the mouth

" I got so much dome last night bro after i took her to marble slab" -True bro

"oh yeah did you get coldplay bro"- Truest bro

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Coldplay

Quite possibly the most epic,ethereal and amazing bands ever.

Famous for hits like "Yellow" "Fix You" "Paradise" and "Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" (not to forget "Viva La Vida" and "Clocks");songs everyone is familiar with...

Guy 1: So whats your favourite band?
Girl: Coldplay
Guy: Marry Me.

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coldplayed

To be upstaged at your own show, like Coldplay at Super Bowl halftime.

Dude, Chris Martin got coldplayed up there with Beyonce and Bruno Mars.

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Coldplay

Banging in the snow without clothes.

I saw Catherine and Kyle were having a coldplay yesterday,Im going to shower now...

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Coldplay

An alternative Rockbanf that has currently made 7 albums which are Parachutes, A Rush Of Blood To The Head, X&Y, Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends, Mylo Xyloto, Ghost Stories, And most recent, A Head Full Of Dreams. The bandmates include, Chris Martin the lead singer, Jonny Buckland the lead guitarist, Guy Berryman the bassist and Will Champion the drummer. People often criticize Coldplay because they are ignorant and don’t understand the beauty of their music. Their A Head Full Of Dreams World Tour was a tremendous hit. I’m the summer of 2017 the band released the Kaleidoscope EP which included the songs, Something Just Like This, Miracles (someone special), Aliens, Hypnotised and All I Can Think About Is You. Other amazing hits by Coldplay are, Yellow, Clocks, The Scientist, Fix You, Viva La Vida, Paradise, A Sky Full Of Stars, and Hymn For The Weekend. I hope Coldplay comes out with a new album soon!!

Christi: Kate, what are you listening too?
Kate: Oh, I’m listening to the most internationally famous band in concert the 2000’s.
Christi: Coldplay?
Kate: Yes!

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Coldplay

The act of sexually fiddling with a corpse in a mortuary. Not limited to any particular gender. Or species.

Rob was into coldplay, and was caught finger-banging Gwyneth Paltrow's corpse as she lay on the slab.

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