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Garbage Collected

Kicked out, banned, taken out with the trash!

It's a term reappropriated from Computer Science, which reappropriated it from Garbage Collection Trucks.

Steve: What happened to that office delivery dude that keeps delivering a Hawaiian Pizza every time we order Deep Dish Pizza?
Richmond: Garbage Collected! We had him escorted out of the office building yesterday and told him to never come back again!

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Monica: This girl keeps showing up to class drunk! The teacher finally had her garbage collected!
Samantha: And, what might that mean exactly!?! Did the teacher pick up the trash from around her seat at class or something?
Monica: No need. She was the trash!! He picked her up and took her out with the trash, telling her she was suspended from class for the entire semester!

by OffBeatDrummer November 24, 2020

22๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


collect call

when an ex or any person calls you knowing you and them are not cool or friends.

I wish Maddie would stop collect calling me like she still has mins.

by SidMoe85 March 9, 2014

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Collective West

The more appropriate term to the overused and misleading "International Community", mostly abused by American and EU government officials when it comes to matters of international affairs and geopolitics. The Collective West is comprised of USA, Canada, EU countries, Australia, New Zealand, and to a less extent, Japan. The misuse of the term "international community" has been pointed out by other countries (such as Russia, China, and other Eurasian nations) and anti-globalist skeptics/critics as a lowkey tactic to isolate and de-legitimize valid concerns of these other countries, in terms of their economic, political, and socio-cultural viewpoints.

Biden (or any EU/NATO official): The international community must stand up to Russia in the defense of Kiev and its DEmoCraCy.
Rare sensical YouTuber: Ohh shut up! That's just the Collective West you're talking about!

by Anti-Normies February 22, 2023

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


collective soul

Everybody's mind and spirit working as one to reach a common goal.

The collective soul of the United States in 1776 was freedom and independence from England.

by Evan Del July 18, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stamp Collection

A sexual innuendo for the male genitalia sent to a person of opposite sex as a picture who does not want it but receives it anyway.

"Hey girl, do you want to see my stamp collection?"
"Yesterday, the weirdest thing happened. John asked me if I wanted to see his stamp collection. I didn't know he collected stamps."

by Pantslesspuma July 4, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


stamp collecting

An frivilous pursuit requiring only time and the ability to repeat things verbatim like a Parrot.

See Botany, Microbiology and Art.

Ernest Rutherford (1st Baron Rutherford of Nelson and known as the "father" of nuclear physics) was quoted as saying:

"Physics is the only real science. The rest are just stamp collecting."

by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douchebag Collective

Any business or organization that is so inherently dishonest in its general dealings that any person who joins said organization has no choice but to be fully cognisant of said dishonesty and therefore wilfully engages with it, thus becoming a member of the collective in perpetuity.

"I was trying to get a straight answer from my insurance company on exactly what my coverage was but had to sift through a bunch of legalese and doublespeak. What a douchebag collective."

Insurance companies, telemarketing firms, tobacco companies, oil companies, etc...

by mjoa December 10, 2010

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