Creeping up on the come up

To work yourself into the proximity of your desired subject with the sole purpose of shamelessly hitting on them. Said subject is usually aware of your stalking and may be seen rolling her eyes and muttering, Lord, he is creeping up on the come up AGAIN!'

Ok, ladies, stick together. Keep an eye out for nerdlingers trying to creep up on the come up!

When they first met, he thought she was just creeping up on the come up but as it turned out she wasn't skeevy like that at all.

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International Come Up With a Day Day

International Come up With a Day Day or (ICUWADD) is that day where you feel "wow my job is retarded" and decide to make up a holiday to miss work. Of course because your job always sucks this makes any day that isnt a real holiday (ICUWADD) and allows you to miss every day of work while still claiming a pay check.

Man: "My job sucks"
Joe: "Thats ok dude, its International Come Up With a Day Day"
Man: "I always forget that everyday is ICUWADD, thanks Joe!"

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big cgi fight coming up

something you say when you in a movie and gonna fight the juggernaut

big cgi fight coming up

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Come **up** with your hands **out**

What a less-than-honorable person WOULD like to hear --- i.e., "Approach me and I'll give you money, food, or something else desirable" --- rather than the stern "show yourself peaceably" command uttered by a firearm-wielding lawman.

Delinquent teen in the overnight lock-up: So... what got YOU in trouble?
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!

Stay down till you come up

To humble your self wait you’re turn in line patiently until it’s your time to shine

First person: “Damn i been rapping for 3 years and I’m still not rich and famous”

Second person: “it’s okay your raw you just gotta have patients and stay down till you come up”. Tune into my songs tho 1.kvon

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Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?

When a friend of yours questions if he can come inside your residence when he will be met by you at your place of duties later.

Lamar: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin: Man fuck you, I'll see you at work.

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Creepin on tha come up

sneaking around like solid snake on metal gear solid.

bitches b creepin on tha come up with da neighborhood sniper.

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