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You said 'would of' instead of 'would have'.
"Oh man, I just committed a mongo!"
noun
The act of jumping with both feet into a quick, fully-committed relationship followed by immediate withdrawal.
adjective
Denoting or intended for demonstrating immediate commitment for the sake of quickness or effect rather than for permanency.
"My new boyfriend felt sure we had a connection from day one and were destined to be together; then scared the shit out of himself and ran away. I was the victim of a commit-and-run."
"commit-and-run men who lead women into believing that they are the one, in the first few dates, only to never be heard from again"
Plug hole in bad data, where are marked as having taken test, yet there are not tests to be found.
"What did Richard do in this svn commit?"
"I dunno, check the svn commit message."
"It says here, 'Plug hole in bad data, where are marked as having taken test, yet there are not tests to be found.'"
"OH GOOD GOD"
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When you commit source code to the repository without telling management.
I did a ninja-commit yesterday so it should be working since the installation this morning!
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The awkward stage where you're committed, but you don't want a normal relationship label...well now you have one.
A romantic relationship that has gone beyond the first stage of casual dating, and you're no longer dating other people, but not yet ready to become an official couple (i.e. boyfriend/girlfriend status).
L. and M. are now in a committed friendship. You know they are a couple, but don't want to admit it.
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A fancy way of saying a person is for the streets. People will be like “I have commitment issues” but what they really mean is that they cannot be loyal to their significant other. If someone says they commitment issues then it’s a guarantee that they belong to the streets and they’re gonna play you and even cheat on you. Commitment issues = Red Flag = For The Streets
Girl: I have commitment issues lol
Me: you mean you’re for the streets and cheat on people
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The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink
Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD