You said 'would of' instead of 'would have'.
"Oh man, I just committed a mongo!"
a girl who wont put out without being in a commited relationship
"dude i totally tried to get with your sister but shes a total commitment nazi"
Plug hole in bad data, where are marked as having taken test, yet there are not tests to be found.
"What did Richard do in this svn commit?"
"I dunno, check the svn commit message."
"It says here, 'Plug hole in bad data, where are marked as having taken test, yet there are not tests to be found.'"
"OH GOOD GOD"
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When you commit source code to the repository without telling management.
I did a ninja-commit yesterday so it should be working since the installation this morning!
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The awkward stage where you're committed, but you don't want a normal relationship label...well now you have one.
A romantic relationship that has gone beyond the first stage of casual dating, and you're no longer dating other people, but not yet ready to become an official couple (i.e. boyfriend/girlfriend status).
L. and M. are now in a committed friendship. You know they are a couple, but don't want to admit it.
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A fancy way of saying a person is for the streets. People will be like βI have commitment issuesβ but what they really mean is that they cannot be loyal to their significant other. If someone says they commitment issues then itβs a guarantee that they belong to the streets and theyβre gonna play you and even cheat on you. Commitment issues = Red Flag = For The Streets
Girl: I have commitment issues lol
Me: you mean youβre for the streets and cheat on people
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To commit to Suicide University
This bitch is annoying as fuck imma bout to commit to SU