1/5 compromise

a compromise made on a Minecraft server agreeing that for every one person that doesn't curse is equal to 5 people cursing, thus giving them the power of admin.

In the darkest times of Minecraft the only way to make the game stay Christian was to enforce the 1/5 Compromise

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The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877

An interracial familial scuffle between two villages in Guadalajara, Mexico that may or may not been caused by land disputes and pink slips, some believe. While others believe it concerned water rights, baby daddy drama/custody battles, land sharks, future development of casinos in the state of Massachusetts, as well as Jimmy Hoffa, that may or may not have been resolved and GREATLY compromised upon.

Nobody REALLY knows for sure.

What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.

Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.

There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois

Phillip: "Hey Hank how did you do on the Dr. Cobblepot's history exam"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"



"I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"

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REALITY COMPROMISED CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED

In madness combat 5: depredation tricky goes beserk and the words: REALITY COMPROMISED, CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED appear on the screen.

Clown get shot, Clown get mad, reality compromised clown has been engaged!

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The Great Compromise of 2020

When trying to maximize efficiency of cost and dependence. One party shall hold thou pods, the other shall hold thou battery.

We use the Great Compromise of 2020 to help free ourselves and bring each other together more often.

Compromise

To forego a work even in order to go out on a date to dinner and a drive-in movie.

He compromised by skipping out on Laser Tag to go out on a date to a drive in movie.

Compromise

Whenever you let Brandon win. Period.

We needed to compromise...so we let Brandon win.

Compromise

Everybody has a shit time.

I wanted to watch sport and Mary wanted to watch a soapy, we compromised and watched a movie instead