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Concert Donkey

An 50+, ugly, disgusting, beastie, big female fattie that gets 1st or 2nd row at an Adam Lambert (standing room only) gig and doesn't in any way move for the entire show rather stands very still like she is at a snoozefest and even places earplugs in her ears. Concert Donkey's often complain of the crowd bumping into them and use their obesity to bully the petite, hot chicks in the surrounding area.

The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.

Petite Hot Chick: like, this big old beast is leaning all her weight on me ... wtf??

Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.

Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.

by BreHill8791 August 29, 2010

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"Concert Eyes"

When you attend a live music concert and lock eyes with the lead singer while they are performing and you have a moment together.

concert flirt concert interaction "concert eyes"

by ibelieveinme February 9, 2009

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concert boyfriend

A guy you meet at a concert or music festival that you dance (or whatever) with for one song or even the whole time you're there. Usually you pick a guy you've never seen and will probably never see again. Sometimes relationships or friendships can form. Sometimes this is more like a one night (concert) stand situation.

(At a concert)
Girl 1: Anyone see any potential concert boyfriends?
Girl 2: Right over there, I've never seen them around here lets go see if they want to be our boyfriends for tonight.
Girl 1: I like the brunette, maybe I'll even give him my number.

by Alifroyaknow October 14, 2013

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concert hangover

after an especially loud concert, when you can't hear, or even feel your ears in some cases. especially true if you've actually been drinking at said concert

i had such a concert hangover after Metallica played, i could barely feel my face:P!

by erica10 November 25, 2007

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Concert outfit

A meticulously-planned, painstakingly-crafted, slightly revealing outfit, worn by a hysterical teenage girl to a Justin Bieber, One Direction, Ed Sheeran or similar concert. Created under the impression that the performer(s) will notice the girl and her outfit, among the sea of tens of thousands of other girls in identical concert outfits.

Person A: Dude, check out Anna's Facebook status
Person B: Yeah, she's made a concert outfit. I bet she spent three months planning that out.
Person A: I bet she took half an hour posing for that photo in order to garner maximum likes.

by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013

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Christian Concert

Basically somebody who joins a religon to just be part of a group or scene. Somebody who goes to church just because everyone else is doing it, not for any other important reasons. These Christian Concerts also use going to church as excuses to get out of other things.

Person One: I didn't know he went to our church.
Person Two: Well he does. But he's just a Christian concert.

by Logan Johnson April 10, 2008

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Concert Hangover

The feeling the day after a concert of grogginess, sore throat and body, partial deafness, and the extreme desire to go back. Similar to a standard hangover.

"That A Day To Remember concert was insane last night!"
"Yeah, but I'm suffering a major concert hangover from it."
"That sucks. Hey, they're doing another show in Baltimore tonight. Wanna go?"
"Heck yes!"

by Malmo January 5, 2014

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