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Condom

Condom is a small town in the country of France.

Person 1: I'm going on my holidays tomorrow - I can't wait! XD
Person 2: Where to?
Person 1: Condom, in France
Person 2: Lol.

by Dackstar January 23, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


condom

1. A latex, sheepskin or polyurethane sheath for the penis, to prevent transfer of bodily fluids during sexual activity and thereby lower the risk of pregnancy and venereal disease.

2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.

1. Because Jack did not wish to become a father, he used a condom during sex.

2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.

by Allison1690 September 17, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


condom

The middleman between dick and pussy.

Man, using a condom is like you fuck it and it fucks your girlfriend!

by Syductive March 24, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


condom

It's a rubber sheath that you wear over your penis whenever you have sex. To be used every time, no exceptions. Available at most drug stores and convenience stores, in a variety of sizes. If used right, it will prevent pregnancy. Something everyone would use if humanity were not the terminally retarded species it is.

The Pope doesn't want you to wear condoms. Isn't that rich? An elderly former Nazi who has never had sex wants to tell you how to have sex, and you are going to listen to him? Incredible, our species is doomed.

by the birds and trees February 29, 2008

43๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


condom

A balloon the shape of a penis

fun to poke people in the head with a condom

by THATGUY! September 6, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


condom

A drysuit made of rubber especially for penis

Jane: AH dick, why aren't you wearing your wetsuit??
Dick: dun worry jane I'm wearing condom.

by Fuckinghomos July 27, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


condom

a condom is a stretchy, and protective cover that is used on a penis, there are also condoms for females.these are used to keep semen from depositing into the vagina. and to prevent a pregenacy from happening.

a condom is made of latex, and is used to have safe sex

by a.e.p June 12, 2010

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