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Coning

Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.

Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.

by theCTrain July 7, 2011

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Cone

A Cone is a very special person that has very special qualities. A Cone
is a very intelligient, irresitable, warm, passionate,and caring.

Not everyone can be a cone, they are very rare people. You have to
already be born a cone to be a cone. Only a cone can appoint you or
consider you a cone.

I(Domy) appointed Raquel(Coney) a Cone because when I first met her I called her Cone. I had the strong feeling that she was a Cone, and she has been living up to her name. We share a very special bond and have many of the same beliefs and think very much alike. This is the way of the cone.

by Coney and Domy November 2, 2004

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cone

a Cone is somebody that says or does something retarted

david"how do u cook noodles"
nikole"you are such a cone for saying that"

by mrzbowden January 2, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


cone

Nippes which are shaped like a cone e.g pointy, and if long enough dangerous as they could easily poke an eye out

Owen: hey danny you have cones

Danny: omg, so what its not my fault my nipples are hugely pointy and hairy. and there not even much 'conish'. To be honest i think there side out.

by Owen E February 21, 2008

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cones

A male who has "man boobs"

Gary's shirt was way too tight, his cones were distracting me all night!

by Anon_poster June 9, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cone

Man with big man titties

Dude! You got fucking cones!

by HackMachine September 8, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coned

The act or idea, of getting rammed in the asshole with a parking cone by a hairy german man named Abelard.

Man 1: hey dude, you know jeff? Man 2: yea, why? Man 1: he got coned by the new janitor Abelard. Man 2: oh.... um well... thats unfortunate. lets go smoke a bowl.

The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.

Punishment for jews.

what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.

by permitchlagenfii April 26, 2011

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