When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers
cake
That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.
The act of ramming confetti down a girls shaft approximatively 4 inches, and the girl then proceeds to let a massive queef propel the confetti out of her snatch.
Dude that Thai Confetti launcher propelled that confetti a good 4 feet!
Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist
During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.
When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.
1: Yo I got that gassy blowback last night.
2: Dude I love confetti cannons.
When a few day old black or gray ink tattoo reaches the peeling stage, the flakes of colored skin left behind after sleeping, changing clothes, etc.
When Cis went to bed, she saw the emo confetti she'd left that morning and remembered to put lotion on her tattoo.
I gave my woman some Jail house confetti the other night.
Batteries thrown by Raiders fans at the opposing teams fans.
Chiefs Fan 1 “Hey dude I just got hit in the head with a 9 volt battery,”
Chiefs fan 2 “I know man that Raiders fan confetti fucking hurts,”