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Conk

a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.

Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.

by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 04, 2019


Conk

Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.

Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.

by zZoDiiiACx February 09, 2024


Conk

A British expression for a stupid person

Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.

by Scorpius90 March 05, 2024


Conk

Conk is the combination of cunt, cock, and cuck. The definition is a intersex person who likes to watch their partner get fucked.

Weinstein is a real fucking conk!

by Yaboigayrat February 29, 2020


Conk

The derogatory name for a conservative person.

Jack: Frank is such a conk. He is an avid Buah supporter.

Liz: yeah, he's a conk and a half.

by Quickfusion November 18, 2017


Conk

A conk is what ever you want it to be

Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.

example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.

by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023


conk

your nose

yu s got a massive conk

by big john 21 September 24, 2019