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a day of appreciation for all convenience stores and employees of said stores.
"hey, what day is it?" "it's 7/11" "Oh! well happy national convenience store day
A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"
Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."
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Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier
Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.
Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
An individual who's sexuality is convenient depending on what they need.
Nicole usually likes women, but she's a convenient sexual so she hooked up with a guy to get pregnant.
"If you want credit for the things you do you're bad" ~ The celebrity who uses exclusively other people's work.
Hym "Well, that's awfully convenient, isn't it? Because that way you don't have to give me credit... AND I'm bad for wanting to be credited! Isn't that just wild? And it's the structure of reality do it. That's not a just thing that he's making up to spite me. That's a real facet of reality."
An easy, serviceable, acceptable, trouble-free example of something that should be better.
"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"
"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"
"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"