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A special "treat" you give to someone when they do something... For example actually shut up when you tell them to.
-Bob- Hey John!
-John- Well as I was saying when the meteor hit...
-Bob- Shut up damnit!
-John- ...
-Bob- Good boy, here's a cookie, now go screw yourself.
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a way to say sex when you want to tell your friend who got laid without getting tattled on by your younger sister or getting detention from your strict teacher.
inspired by a nigahiga skitzo video.
Girl 1: omg, Sarah had cookies with Ryan- again!
Girl 2: are you effin serious?
Little sister: *continues to watch Elmo*
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Girl: "Last night George tried to eat my cookie".
Guy Friend: "Fuck you are such a square. Just let him munch your cookie already".
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the form of cocaine before it is made into crack "ROCKS"
"i slang cookies the size of my rims, 20 inch"
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a delicious snack that goes/belongs in your pants.
person 1: "Do you wants some cookies?"
person 2: "Sure."
person 1: "The cookies are in my pants!"
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A fine college aged girl, spotted on or off campus.
"Oh dayyummm bro you see dat cookie?"
"Yeah son, dey dont come like dat back at the community college"
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