Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.
Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me
A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.
Don't go into Jeffrey's coom cave. It smells like ass and cum!
When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.
A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
A object of which to coom in with Normally a dead dog or a fat white bitch with aids who does meth or for commoners they use the asshole of
Sir. Joe m. Ama
"Man in so down bad that I need to get a coom sleeve"
The prospect that the Sabres organization never wanted, but that Arizona fans will COOM for.
Imagine trading an Eichel-comp prospect in Coomes and a shit ton of assets for Keller.
The act of 2 or more people in bed, when a male ejaculates semen onto parts of the bed, which the others decorate it with food coloring, sprinkles etc. It is considered rude not to rub the piece of art all over yourself after completing.
Me and a bunch of other girls did a creative coom after college. It was very fun and exciting.