A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.
You're a Corn Cob Chandler!
When a person performing oral uses too much teeth.
"I was having a great time until she started shucking the corn cob!"
When your woman eats a shit ton of corn and then you do anal. When you pull out thereβs corn on your dick.
βMan my old lady gave me a Mississippi corn cob last night!β
To shove an uncooked corn cob into your anus and shred the cob with the lining of your rectum, then defecate into a bowl and continue to eat it.
Dat Idaho Corn cob was the shit.......Literally.
9π 15π
A sex move
When a corn cob is shoved into the vaginal pipe and left to marinate overnight. It is then removed and fried in a pan, leaving a crispy brown coating from the caramelised juices. You then get the corn cob whilst hot, and give it a fresh dip into the pipe, covering it in the special sauce and burning the chick at the same time
I gave this chick the canadian corn cob last night and she was SOOO pissed when i burtn her pipe
6π 13π
after drinking naty light and eating corn have your partner suck your dick from behind while having the beer shits.
the night before there was a corn cob eating contest and dollar naty light drafts at the bar. then my girlfriend starting suckin me off from the back and i woke up farted and beer and corn shit all over her head! hence the kentucky corn cob
3π 16π
slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob
"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"
18π 4π