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A U.S. Department of Labor program to take young "disadvantaged" adults from bad ereas and situations such as homelessness, depressed ereas urban and rural, and the like.. to give them "job skills and trianing" to help them get further somehow in life or just plain for there personal devoplment as people aiming to make them better and tax paying citizens.
"I took computer tech at job corps, got my levels A and B, umm I was there for 2 years and it was stressful freaky bullshit, after two years I used up all the time I could hide away in that place and was dumped litterly into the street and was lucky I could stay at my mother's house or end up in a shelter! I can't get a job or do shit, my life sucks"
-A fiarly common x-job corps students story
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Job corps is a place of pain and suffering. They will tell you that the foods great, that the rules are not so bad and that it is a very clean and nice campus full of polite younge adults.The food sucks and constantly makes people puke,Its smelly dirty and whoever is in charge of janitorial services is on some good shit. The teacher are ass holes with a few exceptions. The ass holes like center director and their staff are cracking down on alll the students for no reason other than the fact that he cant get laid like most of the staff here. I JUST WISH THEY COULD GET A LIFE. You get write ups for every thing here including sticking up for yourself if a teacher is High school starts insulting you and you tell him that special place you will put your foot. So fuck Job Corps Unless you really need thhis dont go.This school is not so bad if you dont live here i wish i did not live here.So now i just have to say Job corp is a thorn in my side, a breaking of my spirit, a crushing of my souland a pain in my ass. So when you come here get ready to sign away all your constitutional rights so have a nice day and mabey you will get a lay.
-Job corps decided to bring a dog on center so smell out any drug holder which corrupted class time for the students who did not have any drug involvement. These actions are bullshit they needto realize no matter where you are there are idiots who do drugs.
-They dont let you where pajamas outside of the dorm because it is not "appropriate" WORK PLACE BEHAVIOR OR DRESS. tHAt IS PRETTY LAME SINCE
-If i leave campus with out permission mind you that i am 20 years old i get a write up and have too do chores for leaving without permission.
- student#1 "dID you here that anthony got terminated for yelling a staff member when the staff member was yelling at him first"......Student#2 "WHat thats the third person who got terminated this week for no real reason mabey this is hell?"
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Job corps is a magical place where everyone get along amd the staff are kind and never unfair or abusive. its pure heavan. the food is great and the campus is clean and tidy with constant cleaning crews keeping the campus beautiful.
If you want to be treated like a five year old on a daily bases and be verbally abused by the staff this is a place for you... everything you have seen on tv about job corps is completly false and sugar coated... this a place of mental torture.. full of unfriendly black ass-hole wanna be or former gangsters that will literaly jump you or threaten you for a NEWPORT cigarette... just wait until I really get started, the head staff are xactly the same way described the students unfriendly balck ghetto ass-holes who are full of themselves and more ignorent then a donkey, dont call me racict because im not im only pointing out the truth.. sure there are some respectible blacks here (very rare) they ususally get harrased by the other idiot blacks to join them and fight the white man.. and wait till i start talking about the white kids. A bunch of retardes whose soul purpose of living is myspace... ah job corps a place full of your typical 16-24 year old sexually deprived morons... a friend of mine got so frusterated with the staff and the black students always givving him hell for being a cripple that he self termenated from the center and later comitted suicide... THANK YOU JOB CORPS!!! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULY DESTROYED ANOTHER POOR KIDS LIFE
DONT GO TO JOB CORPS
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1) Filled with people OFTEN hated by our society. But our society can't be any happier when they go overseas to protect our coward asses.
2) When you get booked, you'll be indirectly asked "Jail or Marine Corps?"
1) Guy 1: O MY FREAKIN' GOD! Those Marine guys sure are a disgrace to our society and cocky sons of guns raised in an era of video games and internet pornography!
Guy 2: Yea but I'm glad to see them go overseas and protect our whiny asses while we drink lemonade and sit down all day!
2) The judge asked the man guilty of DUI, "Marine Corps or Jail time?"
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Job Corps is in laymans terms, a literal hell on earth. Imagine doing the same thing every day for months on end with no hope for salvation or redemption. You slowly count the days go by and after months of being there you do nothing that stands out in any unique way or form. It fills you with a burning desire to contract a massive amount of STD's and let thm slowly eat your dick away to take away the pain. Imagine waking up and all day being treted like a pre-schooler with down syndrome who has to be taught how to wipe your ass and how to go to bed. You clean for endless hours all day and do work that a chimpanzee wih broken fingers could manage, but there is so much of it you couldn't get through it all with a team of Harvar graduates. It smeels like ass and depression everywhere you go and all you can do to disguise it is to play out brutal and vivid suicide scenes of your own death in your head. They repremand you for being an individual and daily mind-fucks are administered by law. Not to mention the people who go there. Tke the biggest group of fuck ups, tweakers, ass-holes, and make them all sexually frustrated and you have the workings of a Job Corps facility. Going there is the eqivalent of taking a ballpeen hammer to all the jonts in yur body repeatedly, for months on end. Its symptoms are chronic masturbation, depression, alcoholism, frustration, and death. If you know a person who is going to go to Job Corps just hit them with a 2x4 for a few hours before they leave to get them attuned to the life they are about to suffer. If you are planning to go to Job Corps just kill yourself now and postpone your eternal suffering
Guy 1- Hey did you hear, John is going to Job Corps?
Guy 2- Wow we better go get a 2x4 so we can help him out!
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An international, non-affiliated and nonsensical business conglomerate. It'll probably take over Alaska or something, possibly involving flower-based terrorism.
"Word to your mother, Senior Fresh! I just bought these blueberry muffins from Akina Corp.!"
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1.Uncle Sam's Misguided Children 2. My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment, SIR! 3. Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, SIR! 5. Leather Neck 6. JarHead 7. Bullet Sponge ok here is one pro marine corps 8. The Mens Department of the navy
I capitalized the letters of the first three definitions for all marine corps members but i have nothing but love for them because the keep me on my boat alive and out harms way
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