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When a girl has her period AND a yeast infection.
"Last night I ate four different cottage doubles. Dude it was tasty!"
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An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."
Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
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Centre of the world and home to the greatest football team in existence. Found on the river at the corner of Stevenage road and Finlay street. 4 stands: Putney end, riverside stand, Johny Hayes stand, Hammersmith end (H-block). When close by the sound of small teams like QPR and Chelsea being broken and dismembered by the Mighty Whites is clear. There is only one team in Fulham, at the cottage, by the river.
Fulham fan: Take me home, Al Fayed, to the place that i belong, Craven cottage by the river, take me home Al Fayed.
Juventus fan 1: who are we playing again?
Juventus fan 2: some team called fulham.
Juventus fan 1: what was their ground called again.
Juventus fan 2: Craven Cottage I think.
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Discharge from a woman's vagina during a yeast infection, resembling cottage cheese. This has nothing to do with cleanliness.
"She needs some Monistat to get rid of that cottage cheese."
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A blow job given with a mouth full of cottage cheese.
"Kenny Chesney enjoys a good cottage job from his friend Pat"
"I said a cottage job! Here's some 2% you whore, now get to work I'm spending my entire paycheck for you to suck my dick with cottage cheese."
Indian Man: "Marrry Kait and Ashley Olsen would give greet cottage jobs yes yes."
American Man: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
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A person who habitually frequents public toilets in the hope of meeting another cottage queen for gay sex.
George Michael was outed as a cottage queen.
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