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When your friend with insomnia sleeps like a baby for hours on your couch!
AKR is classic couch binging friend of mine!!
The place where an avetard sits while taking a dab. This couch has gone through a lot and seen hella wild ass shit. The primary purpose of the couch is to serve as a "resting spot" after niggas are done with the dab rig and are out like a light. Just know that anytime you hear the words "have a seat" from someone wanting to talk, you're gonna find yourself involved in a dumbass conversation. I should also mention that two of the cushions are permanently flattened from when the mexican elephants took a seat on them that one night.
One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.
An old worn out couch, usually a hand-me-down with stains and tears that is essential in any bachelor pad and usually hosts random girls, skanks and strays.
Yo Benny, did you see what kind of trash is waiting for you on the collection couch this time?
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That guy who asks to crash at your house for a few days but never seems to leave and decides that your couch is his romantic lover.
"Damn man, Joe showed up at my house three months ago and won't leave. He has turned into a serious couch rapist."
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Is a couch that is really comfortable. A heroin couch is so comfortable and relaxing it takes hours until you can physically get off, and move on to other activities.
Once you get on the Heroin Couch it's hard to get off.
Man I was on the Heroin Couch all day and forgot to pick up my litter brother from school
A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
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Your boyfriend who defidently isn't cheating on you with some random girl from his college. Maybe you traveled across the country to suprise your boyfriend but instead you found him acting um.. well cheating.
"I don't care who I date as long as they aren't a couch guy."
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