courtesy flush

Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.

Courtesy Flush after releasing a smelly chocolate hostage

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courtesy cough

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.

My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D

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courtesy spit

when you spit on your on the other persons genitals, mouth or anus to provide lubrication

i gave her a courtesy spit her pounine wouldn't burn up.

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Courtesy Noises

Giving "covering fire" for someone using the restroom in public places. Also can be an accident by unknowing patrons, such as sinks, air dryers and flushing toilets. Ultimate sign of friendship when done on purpose

I am having liquid ass fire in taco bell, luckily the air dryer has a long run time giving me courtesy noises

courtesy run

while waiting to cross the road a kind motorist slows down and indicates you to cross: whilst the actual speed of the run across the road is the same as walking, the illusion of hurrying engenders a feeling of good will between motorist and pedestrian.

Friend A: What the hell was that?
Friend B: That was my courtesy run!
A: But it was no quicker than walking!
B: Yeah but it makes drivers feel better
A: Cunning
B: Like a fox!

Courtesy Approve

On Facebook, when you receive a request from someone who you see has several mutual friends, but you know that you have never met them and don't really want to approve their friend request, but you do anyway to avoid looking like an asshole/bitch, this is considered a courtesy approve.

I had to courtesy approve her friend request so I wouldn't look like a dick. She's friends with Monica and I can't be havin Monica thinkin I'm a dick, cause she gonna be my baby momma one day. Gnome Sayin?

courtesy gallon

That extra ~1 gallon a car really has when the low-fuel light shows up on a car's dash. You think you're totally out of fuel but you actually have another gallon to go....it's a courtesy gallon!

I have been driving on this courtesy gallon for a little too long; I should probably go to the gas station.

I was afraid about breaking down on the road but remembered I still had my courtesy gallon!