CPS

Corporate Pole Smoker

You seen Bigfoot sucking up to the bosses again? What a CPS

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CPS

CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES is s federally funded organization who's primary goal is kidnapping children from poor families. This agency which hides its real self behind the very children it seeks to cause harm too. At least 80,000 children disappear from there care every year that are never seen again.

As a CPS Case worker personal experience with children would be against our organizations Interests.

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CP's

Stands for Crispy Puckers. Used when talking about the weed ur dealer has in his possesion

Crispy meaning what crispy always means ie. not sticky and wet

Puckers deriving from the cockney slang pucker, often used by the Rotherham hating prick Jamie Oliver of School Dinners fame.

When Combined it

Mada's got sum CP's in, lets go get blazed!

Im not buying unless its CP's

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CP

Cunt Punch--A closed fist punch to the vagina.

Also see: Uppercunt

She talked back and I gave her a CP.

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CPS

Simply stated, a cum and piss slut. Someone of either gender who enjoys...no, LOVES to be cummed and pissed on any part of their body or in any of their orafaces.

Brandy is such a naughty CPS, she loves piss in her mouth and eats cum from a sandwich baggie!

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CP

A participant in the Walt Disney World College Program- a college internship program for students. Located in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. An opportunity to live in Orlando and Disney for a small price and havea semester of utter freedom. Possibly one of the best experiences of any participant's life.

~"So are you a Disney Cast Member?"
~"Yeah."
~"Are you seasonal, full time, part time...?"
~"No..... I'm a CP."

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CP

Otherwise known as a Clownpussy. Refers to Redheaded females. Also referred to as Firecrotch.

"Dude, look at the ginger over there."
"I know I would totally nail that CP."

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