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two cracks in my ass

An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."

Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.

by Sal The Man June 3, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


satans ass crack

Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot.

Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.

Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.

B: Hot like Satans ass crack?

Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!

by buddy retard June 3, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


lick my ass crack

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear

person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE April 12, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass crack o' dawn

The very early portion of the day - around or before dawn. Derived from the term "crack of dawn."

"Man, I had to get up at the ass crack o' dawn to bring my mama to the airport for a 6am flight."

Beatrice got up every morning at the ass crack o' dawn to milk the cows.

by Ghetto Scribe June 28, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rocky Mountain Ass Crack

Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.

I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.

by CutthroatMassacre June 8, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


i licked my own ass crack

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

by the golden woodchuck March 21, 2023

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cracked out of ass

The famous words of my friend Lucas because he was out of breath!

Iโ€™m so cracked out of ass right now!

by Bitchesssssss November 11, 2020