Crane Fever

when you are overly obsessed with playing that crane game where you win stuffed animals/prizes

Kristen: where's debbie?
Emma: oh she's by the crane machine again..

Kristen: STILL?! oh my gosh she has a serious case of crane fever

Debbie: GUYS LET ME JUST BORROW 50 CENTS
Margaret: NO DEBBIE YOU HAVE CRANE FEVER

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Crane Vessels

Crane vessels are a type of ship that takes items from the ocean and removes them. Although originally being founded by the great historian Sir dan IV it was later settled in a court that they were founded by Vessels Qantas herself.

Did you see the crane vessels flowing around in the Patrik sea? Yeah, it was contributing to the finding of the recipe of the great Srdjan Rolls

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paper crane

noun - a bird like object made of paper.

While his foe was picking his nose, Arcojidusitiua tried to fold a paper crane BLIND FOLDED!!! woah, what a veeter

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The Crane Game

When a person inserts a tampon into their anus and ties a loop in the string and tries to pick up objects and carry them to a specific location without dropping said object.

Sammy's mom and I were playing the crane game and Sammy's mom tried to pick up a lava lamp when she fell on it. Needless to say that wasn't the only thing to go in her ass that day.

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Crane Operator

When a male stuffs his balls or (butters his marbles) into another female or males asshole and proceeds to lift up their body weight with only his scrotum. They must hold their butt muscles taunt in order to really grip his testicles. Is considered one of the most difficult sexual feats to achieve, and is highly respected in American Culture

-She thinks we are finally at the point in our relationship where I can be her Crane Operator

-President Obama announced today that he hopes every American child will one day grow up to crane operate on their significant other.

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the kyle crane

There is a sex position called “the kyle crane”, to do the kyle crane you need to stick a rusty hammer in a girls asshole, then cause internal bleeding

Dude that girl was bleeding after the kyle crane

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ickybud crane

A beastly name for marijuana.

"Hey dude you got any ickybud crane?"

"Yeee I got an ounce!"

"Yeee!"

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