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to cry and wank simultaneously
feeling sexy on a sad day
*cranks*
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The act of flirting with several girls at once.
Guy1: hey look at that dude cranking all those girls over there.
Guy 2: he is a god
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Person 1 "oh look there's Dave cranking into a pool of his own tears"
Person 2 "Yeah he does that"
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To crank is to wank and cry simultaneously. The tears can be used as lubricant. Cranking is most commonly done when a relationship has just ended.
"I had a crank two hours ago" "My boyfriend just dumped me, I really need a crank" "I saw you cranking last night" "You're a cranker" "Your mum just caught me cranking" "Don't sit on that sofa, I had a drunken crank there when I got back last night"
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To engage in dance with companions.
My friends and I were cranking in their car the other day to some Chief Keef.
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Street slang for a low purity crystal meth. You can snort, eat, drink (when mixed with liquids), smoke, or inject it.
Kanon smokes a lot of fucking crank
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A mentally self destructive action carried out by emos.
Involves crying and wanking at the same time.
I need to take a crank.
I can hear you crying, you better not be taking a crank.
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