Crimson Gusher

When a chick is on the rag, on her heaviest day, you begin by sodomizing her. At first very slowly, while giving her a reach-around and flicking her clit until she is almost ready to cum. You then pull out and drive home in her kooter, which should by all means ignite an orgasm on her part, thus tightening her kooter around your shaft and sending the back pressure of her juices, and I do mean all of them at this point back upon your shaft, thighs and balls. This is known as the classic Crimson Gusher.

"So Dude ... I was banging your mom last night when she gave me a crimson gusher."

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crimson switch

The act of replacing one's fingers in a woman's vagina with one's member into said woman's vagina.

Mike: How'd things go last night with that sea cow from the bar?
Jimmy: Excellent, turned off the lights, commenced fingerblasting, then threw in the crimson switch.
Mike: That's deplorable.

Camille: That is NOT your finger!

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Crimson Gauntlet

WoW guild, situated on Defias Brotherhood (EU). The lesbo crew managing the guild always makes sure their pussies never run out of sand.

The phrase is consequently used to describe a situation where hell would be a preferred place to be.

"Man, it feels like I'm in the Crimson Gauntlet"
"Tough luck, dude"

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Crimson Ride

Having sex with a girl who is currently on her period and producing a quite nasty result.

Incidentally, also the name of the transit system at the University of Alabama.

Peggy-Sue warned me about the dangers of having sex while she was on her period, but after I talked her into it. We went on the crimson ride and soon thereafter on my bed lay a crimson tide.

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crimson tide

A woman's period. Often used in the phrase "riding the crimson tide" -- which can mean "having one's period" or "having sex with a woman who has her period"

I'm riding the crimson tide -- you have a spare pad?

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crimson queef

(Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.

Hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i'll be your hero!

crimson bowl

When you smoke a bowl mixed with drops of your own blood

Bro I smoked the biggest crimson bowl last night