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When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.
Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
Croatian Snowdog Handshake is an sexual act of fingering someone’s asshole while shaking theirs hand while their ass is covered in cocaine, and the shaker has to snort all the cocaine outta their ass, the person with cocaine on their ass has to be sucking off the person shaking them in the meantime.
This might be very hard pose to do, depends on both partners expirience with sexual activities such as both CBT and Cleveland Snowdog and Canadian Parking Meter (CPM). The area shaker has to finger is in particiluar, fingering their anal while shaking them and snorting cocaine off their buttcheeks.
Meanwhile person whos ass is being fingered, must be sucking off fingeres cock, this works best with 1 male 1 female, male being sucked, while female being fingered.
Mickey : "Did that Ela from Rainbow six siege , expirience the pleaseure you know?!"
Ivo:”It’s ok. She got her chance to expirience Croatian Snowdog handshake.”
Mickey : "How did it end? Where did the turd end?"
Ivo: "don't know, at some point i didnt feel my sausage and it was covered in cocaine flauvored cum"
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The Croatian butter thrust is an ancient sex practice that dates back to 200 A.D., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. The first step is for a guy to start having sex with a girl. Right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and shoves a stick of butter up her vagina instead. Then, he proceeds to fuck her with the stick of butter until it melts. Warning: this can sometimes be very messy.
John: bro I gave Maria a Croatian butter thrust last night, it was so intense!
Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!
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When one is getting bummed by a gentleman and pushes back so hard the condom is turned inside out and becomes full of shit. This creates the perfect starting point for an Alababa Popsicle.
Tarquin: Oh Charles, push back harder!
Charles: Oops! I think I just did a Croatian Push-Back
Tarquin: ROFL
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The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.
Steve: "Jonathan gave me the BEST Croatian Goat Farmer last night."
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Achieving the impossible, despite insurmountable odds. Also used to describe the high one feels after having done the impossible; like selling a friend on the concept of translated Croatian Poetry.
"Dude, we got pulled over, the cop gave me a speeding ticket, and I was two hours late to the fashion awards. But I still managed to hook up with Elle McPherson."
"Total Croatian Poetry Night."
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The act of pinching ones foreskin while pissing to fill up said foreskin with the piss like a water balloon then releasing it on a sexual partner to their gratification
Dino gave that transvestite the Croatian Water Balloon last night after watching him fuck a donkey
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