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When you express your disbelief in what someone is saying and you believe it to believe false, or an outright lie, and it is presented to you as if it were real or totally the opposite as if it were correct or good for you. Three words often associated with what the United States Government says about something, or what words are often spoken from of the president's mouth, or presidential candidates mouth, or any other government official attempting to convince you of something that is totally absurd and wrong or bad for you, not good. To indicate that someone is attempting to present to you an entire bucket full of defecation, excrement, or shit.
Examples of a crock of shit: “you can keep your doctor’s if you want”, “it is not going to cost any more tax money then you already pay”, “only citizens of the United States will be allowed to receive...”
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A crock pot is a woman who can comfortably conceal $ 15.00 worth of mixed fresh produce in her baby cavern.
Sheila been around, she's a total Crock Pot!!
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The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.
"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"
To kick someone so hard up the ass whilst wearing sandals, that when the foot is removed it is covered in liquid shit.
Sally hot crocked the naked tramp as he bent down to pick up her money
Food that has been in your pocket and is now pocket warm and ready to eat.
These Slim-Jims have been crock pocketed all day and are delicious!
When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!
My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.
The name for the romantic paring of Brock Baker and Chris O' Neil, Otherwise...
The ship name for the voice actors of Eduardo from Eddsworld.
Hey what's your favorite ship?
Me: UHHHH UMMM OH-UHH... NEVERMIND TALK TO YOU SOON! *runs away*
Umm... I just wanna know what boat she likes.....
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Brock: Hey Chris I think I wanna stick my dick in your mouth
Chris: WHAT?!
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Hey man I hate Crock/Bhris, like, there in real life people that's just disrespectful!
Me: Oh yeah I "totally" hate that ship too...
You like it don't you?
Me: NONONONNONOONO
Yes you do
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TIME TO OPEN THE CROCK POT!