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How fast a Mexican can run to get over the border wall.
A Mexican would do Cross country to get to America
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Actuall Hell. It is sweaty. It it hot. It takes forever. And the entire time is just RUNNING. But, for some mysterious reason, people keep doing it.
Laura: Hey bro, you doing Cross Country?
Valerie: you seriously think I want to subject myself to running pointlessly though places I could just DRIVE in the heat and sweat and loss of self esteem- HELL YES.
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Cross country is for mental people who think running is fun to do so they made cross country a sport and that is why it exists.
I failed P.E so I can’t play cross country..,
When a girl (or guy) gives two guys, on either side, a hand-job while walking (mimicking the action of cross-country skiing).
The girl didn't have any money to by a coffee, so he had to give her two co-workers a cross-country on the walk back to the office in exchange for a mocha.
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Some people might not consider xc to be a sport, but it is. Most people don’t know how much hard work xc is. Xc requires the most dedication and hard work. Most xc teams are small, so you get a closer bond with your teammates. Bus rides to meets are lit, because you get to play paranoia with your teammates on the bus. Without xc the world would change forever.
Girl: cross country is boring.
Boy: run 2 miles and say that again.
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1. A sport that requires a lot of running.
2. Something mexicans are good at.
1. Cross country is too difficult for me.
2. Person 1: Did you see that guy run that marathon?
person 2: Yeah, but I don't think he's from this country.
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A ‘sport’ in which the participants torture themselves by running and nothing else. Consists of girls with no ass and thicc homosexual boys, all of which are masochists
Person 1: “dayuum those cross country runners lookin thicc af today”
Person 2: “the fuck you mean not a single one of them has an ass”
Person 1: “nah bro you gotta look at the guys’ team. I want a slice of their cake”
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