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A mixture of emotions of cranky and grumpy.
I had a bad day today and I feel so crumped!
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living family member of someone you admit you murdered.
I sent flowers to the crump on the anniverary of his brother's death.
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The cum covered shit a person will take after someone ejaculates in their ass during anal sex.
Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?
Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.
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A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.
In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.
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Created one fine day by band geeks whilst walking down the street. This word came up because one of the sexy band geeks was excited and wasn't speaking properly. Crump now is used to state that something sucks and is usually followed with laughter because we said the word crump.
That's crump.
Band Geek #1: "We shall crompramise." Band Geek #2: ".. crompramise?! -laughs-" #1: "yes, crump" #2:"DEAD CAT" #1:" ahhhhh! -runs-" #2:"-laughs-" #1:"you're crump"
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a bowel movement; to take a crap.
"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."
A student who is too into psychology for their own good. This would involve having an apple in their BRIEFCASE and encoorperating words like "ecological validity" at inappropriate moments.
"That prep is such a Crump muffin!"
"That Crump muffin just hit my corsa!"
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