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A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals
Someone who has a crystal for every occasion
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A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.
Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.
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noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it
al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."
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When a man lays flat on his back and the woman goes up and down on his pole vigorously.
Sindy gave Tod the chili cruncher!
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The term when someone is punched so hard an audible crunch is heard
Wyatt pushed Easton's buttons, as payback he gave him a ball cruncher
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A crayon cruncher is a name given to the lowest class in De la Salle high school.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.
I'm covering the crayon crunchers today, so I'll probably have my work cut out for me!!
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Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.
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